Lovin' the language

Sooooo, I've been learning Dutch for a few months now, mostly using the computer program Rosetta Stone but also learning from my many new Dutch friends and colleagues and I've also started having a few one to one lessons (I've had four so far).

And what have I learnt so far?

1)  It's really hard (I don't speak any other languages)
2)  You need a lot of saliva to speak this language, after an hour and a half lesson I feel hoarse!  Dutch people must feel thirsty all the time.
3)  I hate languages with male and female objects!

BUT I'm off to the "nuns" next week for intensive Dutch language training from 8am until 9pm!  I've heard I'll start having nightmares in Dutch! I was tested last week at a level A2 which I was really pleased with as it takes 6 months of university lessons to get to that level (and that's 6hours worth of lessons a week not including homework!).

But what's been the most interesting parts of learning Dutch so far?

Well, learning to tell the time was a real revelation, when my tutor showed me pictures of clocks I was thinking to myself, I need to learn how to say the time in Dutch, not how to READ the time off a clock face... boy was I wrong. So, if we say "half 6" in England, this is short for "half past 6" i.e. 6:30, but half 6 in Holland is 5:30... why? Because a half is smaller than a whole, so half of 6 is obviously 5:30! Not only that to say 5:25 you would say (literally translated) "five before half six" and 5:35 "five after half six"... go figure. It's amazing that I've been turning up to meetings at the right time. They also like to give everything in 24hour clock time here.

My favourite literal translations so far are:

Stropdas which means tie (as in a neck tie) but literally translated is "noose tie" or das can also be translate as badger so I like to think of it as a "noose badger"

Hagelslag, these are the choc sprinkles you put on your bread, this literally means Hail stones

Pindakaas, peanut butter (but literally "peanut cheese")

Handschoen are gloves but literally "hand shoes" (I suppose at least they don't have "foot fingers" I've heard a number of other languages do!)

Watje means wimp but lit. "little cotton ball" :-)

Slices of bread are called boeterhammen but lit. this means "butter ham"... what?!

They also don't say, I'm going to play squash, they would say, I'm going "squashing" etc

People also don't type "haha" to laugh, they type "Whahaha"

My favourite Dutch phrase that I've learnt so far is "there are bears in the road", i.e. stuff just keeps getting in the way! Nice. (cuz you obviously get a lot of bears in the road here).

And "tot" means "to", but if you say Monday to Friday in the UK, we mean Monday to Friday. If they say Maandag tot Vrijdag in Dutch, it means Monday to Friday but not actually including Friday, so you have to say Monday "to and with" Friday (tot en met)... so opening days of shops and museums has become a bit confusing!

I also went down to our department's basement last week and learnt the word "Eng" which means creepy... but "land" means country, so Eng-land literally means "Creepy/scary country", so now you know what the Dutch really think of us!

And finally... the @ sign is called "aap staart" here, that means MONKEY TAIL... how cool, so much cooler than "at"!!

Another fun packed weekend

Had a fantastic weekend with Rich, he arrived nice and early on Fri evening and got to meet all my work colleagues, I then took him to see the wonders of our canteen where we had a couple of snacks before hiring a bike for the weekend and wandering back home. We then went for a nice evening cycle ride and stopped off at our favourite place for dinner, Easie (a great noodle bar) and then stopped for beers at a crowded and old fashioned bar in the south of the centre.

Sat we took it easy, we went to the new observatory musuem, went for a mooch around the markets, had coffee in the bar above which Rutger Hauer was filmed in the movie Soldier of Orange. After this we went to Naturalis, a very impressive museum! Then we had friends over for dinner in the evening.

Sunday, I suggested a gentle bike ride to the beach, the sky was clear, the sun was shining! I thought it would take about 50min but it was actually a LOT further. We were actually heading to the Space Expo European Space Station museum but it took an hour and a quarter to get to Noordwijk centre just for us to find out it's not in Noordwijk centre but about another 20min away and by that point we were freezing to death, so we cycled another 15min to the beach, stopped for a coffee to warm up, and then took a look at the beach. Despite temperatures near freezing the beach was heaving! We were too cold after an hour and a half cycling to walk along the beach, so what did we do? Spent another hour and a half cycling home! So instead of my original plan (50min cycling, 2hours in the museum, 50min cycling back) we ended up going for a 3hour cycle ride only stopping for 10min for a coffee! Whoops, I felt really guilty. Not only that but the sunshine didn't last, it was cloudy and freezing all the way home, not to mention windy! Oh well, nice to get some fresh air! We did have a really nice late lunch when we got back to Leiden and at least we made the most of the railway bike rental for Rich!